it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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