I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
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Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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