i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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