I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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