fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Even my vagina gasped.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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