White coat. Heels.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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