This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
im on a boat
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