I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
