trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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