oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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