I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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