That's intense
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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