Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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