your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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