I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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