we have officially lost it.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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