I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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