I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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