drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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