That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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