If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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