Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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