Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
