i just google imaged poop.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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