we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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