Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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