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I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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