State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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