he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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