I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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