I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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