I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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