i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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