It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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