She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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