I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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