so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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