Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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