love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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