We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
