Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
My vagina is very pro this idea
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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