You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
