Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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