He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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