Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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