therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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