gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Life is so much better after having sex.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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