Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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