North Korea, Best Korea!
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Randomize
