bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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