turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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