scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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