"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
i believe in u and ur pee
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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