5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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