No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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